This is a JOKE a goddamn JOKE
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
That’s how all women should feel about their body.
seeing as its a women in the photoset, and women are usually 90% known to have this type of problem because of media and society, i agree with the first fucking comment. “That’s how all women should feel about their body.”
You win or die.
She might be the greatest child actor in awhile. So funny.
What if people who have “near death” experiences are stillborn children? D:
And what if hallucinations were memories from a past life?
What if dreams are our memories from past lives? O_O
What if Déjà vu is a past life experience that we relive for a moment? O_o
This post has fucked my mind more than any other post I have ever seen on Tumblr… Seriously you guys. Fucking. Seriously. D:
I’ve always liked the idea of rebirth, it makes everything seem more connected, one big cycle
oh my gosh. brendon. no. i love you
Holy shit, what if you’re crying when you’re born cause you didn’t want to die from your last life?
STOP ADDING THINGS. I’M GOING TO CRY
BUT WHAT IF YOU MEET SOMEONE THAT YOU IMMEDIATELY GET ALONG WITH BUT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU KNEW EACH OTHER IN A PAST LIFE
WAHT TEH HELEL
Ok about the “what if dreams are memories from our past life” thing
I am 99% sure that in a past life I did not ride a giant pterodactyl through a zombie apocalypse with dora the explorer and an asian lady gaga
Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?
#right #because you had it so much harder than she did elena #because while you were waking up all comfortable in your bed with not one but TWO Salvatores at your bedside #Caroline woke up alone after being suffocated by someone who looked exactly like you in a hospital #and she had no idea why she was craving blood bags and feeding on her nurse #yet you knew all about vampires already and you just had to make a choice #she didn’t get a choice if you don’t remember that #she didn’t know what vampires or bloodlust was #but you already did #also #she killed someone her first night as a vampire #and damon almost killed her as well #and she had to break up with Matt because she fed on him and didn’t want to hurt him #but you didn’t have to avoid either Salvatore #no you could stay with Stefan and still be happy #and never mind the fact that Caroline actually had to earn her normalcy AND her daylight ring #while you had everything handed to you and you didn’t even have to work for it #which is hilarious because you’re the one who later went to a frat party and started feeding on people like a reckless bloodconsumed addict #and Caroline now feeds on blood bags #never mind the fact that you have Matt for all of your needs as well #despite the fact that you nearly killed him but Damon compelled him for you #because while Caroline had to actually deal with her guilt #yours get erased and you get a clean slate #so fuck you elena #you don’t even know your best friend if you think she doesn’t understand how hard it is #difference between you and her is that she’s willing to work for it #while all you do is complain because you think everything should be handed to you #you had your choice #you shouldn’t have fed #shut the fuck up